Occupation
Insurance Salesman

Favorite Saying
"You should always clean your pipes before a big date!"

Turn-Ons
Home-baked cookies, being entertained in front of the TV set...and watching shows about the long arm of the law.

Turn-Offs
Anything that aggravates his skin rash.

Favorite Sites
The Official A.S.F.F web site - Feet & Shoe Fetish
SOS skin: A unique solution skin disorders

Occupation
Head of Neighborhood Watch

Favorite Dessert
Banana Split

Turn-Ons
A really good tan, menthol cigarettes, Border Terriers, and cocktails.

Turn-Offs
Dog haters, cheating husbands, leaving the house.

Favorite Sites
Pet Quarters
Panic and Agoraphobia Home Page
Salon Web - The world's hair site

Occupation
Architect

Favorite Gag
The ol' big teeth bit.

Turn-Ons
Dropping his keys, protecting Mary.

Turn-Offs
Architect wannabees, jocks, stalkers.

Favorite Sites
Architecture Web Resources
The Web of Deception
The Internet Pizza Server Home Page